I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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