That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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