clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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