I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
