Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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