Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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