I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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