its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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