I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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