Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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