just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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