Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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