he wants to bone in the snuggie
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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