it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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