In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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