It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Are we still banned from the library?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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