I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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