I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This is the high leading the old right now
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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