what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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