why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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