what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
