Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.