Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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