Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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