are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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