Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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