writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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