Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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