if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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