biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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