The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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