you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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