I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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