wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
mondays should just be called national damage control day
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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