I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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