If i come over, it means nothing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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