When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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