He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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