i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
