Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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