i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
now i know why i became what i already was.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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