My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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