It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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