There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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