when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
