i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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