do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
A+ Viking dick
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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