just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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