they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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