I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I see more hoeing in ur future
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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