Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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