My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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